about the webmaster

name's snake (he/him). i'm a queer monkey on da web. ("what kind of monkey?" wouldn't you like to know...) i'm also an artist, hacker, amateur ecologist, raver, psychonaut... actually, it might be easier to list things i'm not.

fun facts!

• i use arch btw
• i'm ovo-vegetarian. (though sometimes i crave insects...)
• i only use japanese-style floor-sitting furniture in my room.
• i've been married to terry bogard for 6 years. ("huh?")

my relationship with da web...

i've always been naturally good with computers, and i grew up with unfettered internet access, for better or for worse. the internet during my formative years was not the soulless hyperconnected hellscape it is known to be today.

point is, the more computer you know, the less you want of it. that should be obvious from my total lack of social media use and general hatred of modern tech. the fact i have a personal homepage probably also demonstrates this.

in that same vein, people say the internet is dead, but i disagree. i see a living internet more often than not nowadays. stop frequenting online nazi bars and bot docking stations and you'll see it, too.

favorites

• color green ■ any earthy tones
• food vegetarian ramen with crispy tofu, two eggs, and kikurage
• music soundtracks ■ jungle ■ braindance ■ trance ■ breakcore ■ bluegrass ■ alt. rock
• musicians halley labs ■ punch brothers ■ uhhh
• games pokemon black ■ sonic adventure 2 ■ tesv: skyrim ■ bloons td6 ■ zoo tycoon 2
• movies 千と千尋の神隠し ■ もののけ姫 ■ 大鬧天宮 ■ 金猴降妖 ■ escape from new york ■ monkeybone
• tv mlp:fim ■ lego monkie kid ■ samurai jack ■ powerpuff girls